Why Everyone Loves Finals Week
Ahh yes… Finals week. The most wonderful time of the year. Although it is a pretty stressful time for students (and everybody really), there are some positives of having hours, and hours, and hours, of ridiculous homework assignments.
- You get to experience watching the sunrise because you did not sleep a single minute.
- You have finally figured out how to pull off the “casual messy” look because you haven’t gotten up from your computer for three days.
- Get to eat a ton of ben and jerry’s to comfort yourself/stress eat.
- Also get to lose some weight from being too stressed to eat.
- The pleasure of sending your teachers oh-so-sweet emails at unholy hours regarding your presentation for the next class
- The satisfaction of being able to prove your teacher wrong when they say, “You can’t write the whole essay in one night”.
- Your friends at your local TOZT no longer asks if you want a large iced coffee because the giant bags under your eyes says it all
- You get to taste a bunch of different coffees and flavors since that is the only thing you will be consuming for the next few days.
- Get to give advice to underclassmen. For example: drop out of high school while you’re ahead of the game
- While procrastinating assignments, you’ll have enough time in between assignments to search for other options after you fail all of your classes
- Finally find the time at 4:00am to accept your fate of failing your classes and losing all motivation
- Perfect your makeup skills while using concealer to cover up puffy eyes from breakdowns and lack of sleep.
- More time to watch netflix after you realize your life’s going nowhere, so how about just watch some Futurama or Gossip Girl until the end.
- Have special bonding time with friends while working on projects at 2:30 am and ranting about teachers and assignments.
- Bond with advisors ranting about how you have officially lost all will to work.
- Always have a great time going to Nurse Vikki and having her roast you for not sleeping, then her letting you nap.
And there you have it! Enjoy finals week everybody.